Please, please shut up...

Oh my sweet Jesus...

Why, oh why is everyone losing their fucking minds over Michael Jackson dying? People... he was not the Messiah. He was not even a remotely "normal" individual which is subjective in most cases but a word he does not fit into regardless. I am puzzled, nay, floored in perplexity as to how a person in which 90 percent of Americans know he was a petifile can be elevated to the status of an idol-like God.

I know that if I was accused of assaulting a child I would not settle out of court which does nothing but make you look like you are using the lure of money to shut someone up. At that point, I would look in the mirror and say,"You know, it may be a good idea to stop hanging out with little boys." But wait... he was accused again. And we all know it was just like the OJ case where a famous person gets off scott-free because they are famous. Did you see the first day of court when he was jumping on the SUV and dancing? Then the twist... on the last day of court he was walking like he was going to go bury his mother; somber, slow, as if he was thinking "Holy Shit! I am not getting out of this!" It doesnt really matter though. Even if he was convicted, he wouldnt have gone away. He is famous. How many famous people go to jail for ANY extended amount of time beside dumb-ass rappers who get caught with the gun IN THEIR HANDS!

Now, I will give that sick bastard credit where it is due and say that his album Thriller was a big freakin deal at that time... 27 years ago! That's right... 27 years have gone by. I bet that you cannot name 2 albums since Thriller. Wanna know why??? Because he sucked as an artist. And worse yet... he knew it. Why do you think people like him do crazy things like play with little boys, have fake marriages and hang their babies out of hotel windows? It is so they dont fade away into the lime light. Dont get me wrong... this MoFo had some bad ass dance moves but what else has he contributed since 1982 (the year Thriller was released) besides his famous dick holding/fondling/groaping moves and some random semi-hit songs every 5-7 years or so. Not a GD thing. And yet, there will be a live primetime memorial to this cat. I have even heard on the radio that there have actually been people commiting suicide because he is dead... and I say good. It is that many fewer dumb fucks in this world for me to deal with and make fun of because they never had girlfriends.

I am not trying to hate but come on. I barely watch TV but every 5 minutes it is something else about Jackson or his mom or his kids or his estate or his music "legacy". People in this country have become so PC that it is offensive for someone to say "Ok, I am sorry for your loss but we must move on now." I am not asking you to forget his memory but for fuck-sake, stop making specials about the life and times of "the King of Pop" (in which, I know that some if not all of you have forgotten he gave himself that title, which in normal society equals megalomania) and put some decent programming on... I would rather watch the Facts of Life then one more GD thing about this guy.

"Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live." - Norman Cousins
My response: Start living life like it was your last people and please, let this guy go and MOVE THE FUCK ON!

For the love of God...

Did I miss a memo or something? At what point did they start giving drivers' license to the severely mentally challenged? Oh, you say the state hasn't??? So why in the FUCK can no one drive anymore???? I mean give me a freakin break... I feel like it is "Death Proof" out there or something (great movie though).

Why is it so fucking impossible to use the blinker and a cell phone at the same time? I do it all the time and I am an idiot! If you realize that you drive like shit while you are spouting away at your lover about how much of a piece of shit/bitch they are then pull the fuck off the road!

And for you MoFo's who ride in the fast lane (that is the left lane, a.k.a. the passing lane just in case they are not teaching that anymore) and are getting passed on your right... FUCK YOU! I hate the fact that you think that just because there is a car a mile ahead that you may or may not be going faster than that you can sit in the fast lane for as long as you desire makes me want to follow you to where you are going, drag you out of your window and headbutt you in the snot-box. If you are going faster than the flow of traffic... fantastic. I will get out of your way if I am in it. You people need to learn some common fucking sense.

"Patience is the best remedy for every trouble." Titus Maccius Plautus (254 BC - 184 BC)
My Response: They didnt have guns, gyms or women who liked you back then, did they Titus?

First things first...

I am a shoot'em straight kind-of-guy. I generally say what I need to say which sometimes comes off abrasive. The further truth to that statement is that there are very few people who's opinion of me matters so I really don't give a damn what you think... unless you are one of them ofcourse. My mouth has gotten me into trouble more than enough times like most. In the Army, your "forthrightness" is a virture, which is why I did so well there but in the real world, people expect you to wear kid gloves and that shit don't fly with me. I am tired of it.

I am tired of the PC bullshit which has obviously changed the course of our history. If one more person says that there is no such thing as reverse-racism, my fucking head will explode. If I have to hear that you cant curse at soldiers in Basic Training again, I will beat this ever-loving keyboard to death with my forehead. And this is out of this fucking world: Britain is trying to pass legislation so that women who are prostitutes (aka: hookers, whores, street walkers) can no longer be referred to as prostitutes in court. Give me a break. I am tired of people in this country hating our country. If you dont like it- leave. I know of a nice spot in Afghanastan that you can go wither away and die. Sure, disagree with our policies. Have differing opinions of the government incharge at that time. But do not say that the US sucks because we are the place that thousands people wait YEARS to become citizens to. They want to be here and if you dont, go see if you can live in there shoes where they were from.

I find beauty in truth.

I know that there are good things to this life but you have to want to find them. Most people who are miserable like to be... it is comfort food for them to know that the next day will be as shitty as this one. If you want something you must first make an effort.

The vast majority of these blogs are peoples opinions regarding an array of topics. This is mine: my opinion on my life, my friends and the situations that I find myself in. I will deem what is nessessary to stuff down your trachea. Enjoy.

"Life is just a chance to grow a soul."- A. Powell Davies
My response: If that is the case, my soul is fucking huge.